kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

lalondes:

women who succeed in male-dominated fields are always labeled Female Athletes or Female Rappers or Female Presidents but when landon donovan scores 57 international goals (which is 110 less than abby wambach’s record), nobody feels it necessary to label him the Leading Male Goal Scorer. no, he just gets to be the best goal scorer. even though there are a dozen women who have outclassed him. funny how that works.

daviscraig:

crustycrocs:

laughyourheadoff:

trust fall prank

“I’M FALLING TRUST ME”

I think this is my favourite video on Tumblr.

hdiejeveifiej

I’m crying

“I got you”

YES YOU DO 

MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

My friend does this but she’s much bigger than me and I feel the shadow of death come over me every time.

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY